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Post  MaRuViN on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:59 pm

Beda co ganteng n co jelek!!!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng bodynya berotot,
Cewek2 Bilang: Wiii gila, sixpack!...seksi bo!
Kalo Cowok Jelek bodynya berotot,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Biar orang ga mratiin tampangnya, tuh..

Kalo Cowok Ganteng males difoto,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar!
Kalo Cowok Jelek males difoto,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Nggak tega liat hasil cetakannya ya?..

Kalo Cowok Ganteng minjem duit,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Mungkin blm ngambil ATM...!
Kalo Cowok Jelek minjem duit,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Dasar cekak! Singkron sama mukanya.

Kalo Cowok Ganteng keringetan,
Cewek Bilang: Pasti abis olahraga.. sporty boo!
Kalo Cowok Jelek keringetan,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Abis ngangkut beras dimana?

Kalo Cowok Ganteng naik MOGE (Motor Gede),
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ow..Lorenzo Lamas,bikinlemas..!
Kalo Cowok Jelek naikMOGE
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Awas, mandragade lewat..

Kalo Cowok Ganteng jadi selebritis
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Kalo ngga model ya bintang film..!
Kalo Cowok Jelek jadi selebritis
Cewek-Cewek Bilang:
Pasti pelawak atau penyanyi dangdut...

Kalo Cowok Ganteng menyendiri
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Gak mau jadi pusat perhatian.
Kalo Cowok Jelek menyendiri
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Minder kali...

Kalo Cowok Ganteng humoris
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Orangnya asyik ya...
Kalo Cowok Jelek humoris
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: CAPER (cari perhatian) tuh..

Kalo Cowok Gantengbelagu
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Maklum beken...
Kalo Cowok Jelek belagu
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Muke lu jauh...!!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng romantis
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ooh..sosweet..
Kalo Cowok Jelek romantis
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Urgh..you make me sick!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng pake kacamata item
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Kereen... jadi inget film Matrix!
Kalo Cowok Jelek pake kacamata item
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Cocok..tinggal kasi tongkat aja..

Kalo Cowok Ganteng minta kissing
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Boleeeeh..tapi yg soft ya...
Kalo Cowok Jelek minta kissing
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ih jijayy..sama pispot aja sana!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng berbuat jahat
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Nobody's perfect.
Kalo Cowok Jelek berbuat jahat
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Pantes..tampangnya aja kriminil..!!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng nuangin air kegelas cewek,
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Ini baru cowok gentleman..
Kalo Cowok Jelek nuangin air kegelas cewek,
Cewek-cewek Bilang: Naluri pembantu, emang susah!!..

Kalo Cowok Ganteng nolongin cewek yg diganggu preman
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Wuih jantan..kaya difilm-film action
Kalo Cowok Jelek nolongin cewe yg diganggu preman
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Premannya pasti temen dia...

Kalo Cowok Ganteng bersedih hati
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Let me be your shoulder to cry on.
Kalo Cowok Jelek bersedih hati
Cewek-Cewek Bilang: Cengeng amat!! Lelaki bukan sih..?!

Kalo Cowok Ganteng baca email ini
Langsung ngaca sambil senyum kecil, lalu berkata 'Life is Beautiful...'
Kalo Cowok Jelek baca email ini langsung
Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus teriak
'HIDUP INI KEJAAAMM..!!!'
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Post  EvolutioN on Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:04 am

Naiz Posting ^^
Keep Posting bro...
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Post  0~DayWaLkeRs~0 on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:14 pm

............
Nice Post...keep Posting...
^^
w leh ikut posting kan??
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Post  pu7ra on Sat Jan 17, 2009 2:29 pm

ngGakaQ ueyyyY~~
shiro yg ho A.. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Liman on Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:27 pm

kok kagak ada yang sharing ilmu atau apa.. wkakaka
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D3j4vu

Post  d3j4vu on Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:48 pm

share ttg love o...
hihihi....

sapa ni ahlinya....
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jadi baik to jaat...tapi pnya hrg diri...

Post  d3j4vu on Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:15 pm

ni mnurut ramalan yg bakal terjadi
ini di repost krna ini bner2 uda
di ramal sama paranormal asli dan
terpercaya....
tanggal lahir kamu:
>1. jadi gembel
>2. jadi presenter
>3. jadi dokter
>4. jadi tukang ojek
>5. jadi pengusaha terkenal
>6. jadi artis entertaiment
>7. jadi pemaen bola
>8. jadi tukang sapu
>9. jadi jablay
>10.jadi pencuri
>11.jadi peramal
>12.jadi polisi
>13.jadi terpidana mati
>14.jadi orang baik hati
>15.jadi guru
>16.jadi orang gila
>17.jadi sang juara
>18.jadi pembalap
>19.jadi orang yg kaya raya
>20.jadi pilot
>21.jadi pemulung
>22.jadi tukang sampah
>23.jadi artis bollywood
>24.jadi bahan ocehan orang
>25.jadi orang sial
>26.jadi orang jenius
>27.jadi musisi
>28.jadi tukang jual nasi uduk
>29.jadi orang terpandang
>30.jadi presiden
>31.jadi orang sukses
bulan lahir kamu:
-januari=yg jutek
-februari=yg baik hati
-maret=yg egois
-april=yg rendah hati
-mei=yg tukang dugem
-juni=yg keren
-juli=yg bawel
-agustus=yg bego
-september=yg smart
-oktober=yg bandel
-november=yg suka ngerokok
-desember=yg suka sayang
binatang kesukaanmu:
*anjing. tapi pnya harga diri
*kucing. tapi klo boker slalu d celana
*babi. tapi rumahnya gede
*beruang.tapi cita2 kaga kesampean
*landak. tapi suka ngutang
*burung. tapi tolol
*kura2. tapi bakal 1 rumah sama obama
*ular. tapi ngga ad harga diri
*kuda. tapi bakal idup seneng
*kupu2. tapi idupnya di kolong jembatan
sekarang kamu udah tau masa depan kamu??
sekarang tulis itu sbagai judul buat
kmu mengrepost ini,kalau ngga
hal tersebut bakal kejadian tulis klo hal tersebut mau kjadian tulis juga.
lalu nnti malam kmu brpikir jernih,kosongkan pikiranmu dan bayangkan kalau anda adalah orang yang anda inginkan!!!
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Post  pu7ra on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:07 am

abra 19 oeeE~~
kaya raya rayaa rayaAAAA~~
wakowkwakK.. Laughing Laughing

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Post  pu7ra on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:09 am

agustus = yg bego..?
kao lr bego.. Very Happy
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Post  MaRuViN on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:56 am

haiz....
ada2 z...
masa w jd tukang dugem??
wakaka....
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Post  0~DayWaLkeRs~0 on Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:49 pm

Dejavu tukang buat ribut aja...klo mo repost buat di new topic plizzz....
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Post  Liman on Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:20 pm

haha, kan ada haknya.. hehe
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Post  0~DayWaLkeRs~0 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:17 pm

Liman wrote:haha, kan ada haknya.. hehe
bukan masalah ada hakna....tapi males liat muka betot....sori OTT...^^
maaf buat malvin karna ganggu threadna...^^

malvin Posting Cerita lucu lagi dunk^^
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Post  pu7ra on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:58 pm

recoQ x ne chuli...ho i pitttttt~~~~~~
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i love u in 100 language....^^

Post  MaRuViN on Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:02 pm

1. Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
2. Albanian - Te dua
3. Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
4. Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
5. Bambara - M?bi fe
6. Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
7. Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
8. Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
9. Bulgarian - Obicham te
10. Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
11. Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
12. Catalan - T?estimo
13. Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
14. Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
15. Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
16. Creol - Mi aime jou
17. Croatian - Volim te
18. Czech - Miluji te
19. Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
20. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
21. English - I love you
21. Esperanto - Mi amas vin
22. Estonian - Ma armastan sind
23. Ethiopian - Afgreki?
24. Faroese - Eg elski teg
25. Farsi - Doset daram
26. Filipino - Mahal kita
27. Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
28. French - Je t?aime, Je t?adore
29. Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
30. Georgian - Mikvarhar
31. German - Ich liebe dich
32. Greek - S?agapo
33. Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo
choo
34. Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
35. Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
36. Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
37. Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
38. Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
39. Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
40. Hopi - Nu? umi unangwa?ta
41. Hungarian - Szeretlek
42. Icelandic - Eg elska tig
43. Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
44. Indonesian - Aku cinta padamu
45. Inuit - Negligevapse
46. Irish - Taim i? ngra leat
47. Italian - Ti amo
48. Japanese - Ai****eru
49. Kannada - Naanu ninna
preetisuttene
50. Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
51. Kiswahili - Nakupenda
52. Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
53. Korean - Sarang Heyo
54. Latin - Te amo
55. Latvian - Es tevi miilu
56. Lebanese - Bahibak
57. Lithuanian - Tave myliu
58. Malay - Saya cintakan mu
59. Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
60. Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
61. Marathi - Me tula prem karto
62. Mohawk - Kanbhik
63. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
64. Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
65. Navaho - Ayor anosh?ni
66. Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
67. Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
68. Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
69. Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
70. Persian - Doo-set daaram
71. Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
72. Polish - Kocham Ciebie
73. Portuguese - Eu te amo
74. Romanian - Te ubesk
75. Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
76. Scot Gaelic - Tha gra?dh agam ort
77. Serbian - Volim te
78. Setswana - Ke a go rata
79. Sign Language - ,,,/ (represents
position of fingers)
80. Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo
ahyan
81. Sioux - Techihhila
82. Slovak - Lu`bim ta
83. Slovenian - Ljubim te
84. Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
85. Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
86. Swedish - Jag alskar dig
87. Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
88. Tagalog - Mahal kita
89. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
90. Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
91. Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
92. Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
93. Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
94. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
95. Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
96. Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
97. Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to
female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
98. Welsh - ?Rwy?n dy garu
99. Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
100. Yoruba - Mo ni fe
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Post  MaRuViN on Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:54 pm

sory, salah masukin topik...
ne shrsny di love sharing e a...
hehe...
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